I'm Back!

If you're reading this blog, you already know that David and I just went on vacation to Brussels and Barcelona.  It was rad.  Too rad to write about right now since I'm at work and suffering from a horrible case of Barca Lung.  Seriously, this shit is the plague.
The thera-flu robotrip just kicked in, so now I get to ride the jittery waves until 4 pm. 

I just photoshopped a few choice iphone panoramas to share with my reading public until I can touch up and post actual camera photos.

Camp Nou - Barcelona

Barceloneta Beach - Barcelona

Park - Brussels

Arc De Triomphe - Brussels

Grand Place - Brussels

Distracted

Ohhhhhhmmmmiiiigawwwwddddd.

Today is a torture day.  Everything is torture.  Auditors, filing, crappy vision benefits- ARG!!  At least I can see without wearing sunglasses indoors.  Time is limping slowly towards the weekend instead of moving at normal breakneck pace.  I am a husk of a human being, and all I can really do is bitch about everything I don't want to do.  Which is anything at all. 
Sorry Dylan.  You are a patient man for dealing with this.

My big bloggy question is about hair.  Should I go straight or curly on vacation??  This will decide if I pack (and lug around) a blow drier for the trip.  Yesterday's post had straight hair in the pic-- today's gratuitous 'me' picture has curly:

deciding...

I'm trying to avoid the old American with bad hair look.  My excuse for such blatant vanity is 'I don't want to get mugged for looking too lame.'  My truth is that I don't want to look like the oldest, out-of-touchest person in the country.  Help me decide my hair!!!  

Beeteedubs- this shirt's detailing is see-through lacework.  Today has been an adventure in badness.  Yikes.  Boobs.

I Need Glasses!!!

Well, its been 8-10 years (I can't actually remember when I had my eyes done... it was right around when Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots came out) since laser surgery and my vision has gone to shite.  So, I went to the eye doctor today.

I NEED GLASSES!  

And due to eye dilation, I look like this at work:

Ray-Charles-Bans

Awesome.  Now I can finally join the all-elderly Daft Punk cover band.

To commemorate this special occasion, Whitney made the following piece of genius:

Recap

Office bowling happened.  Everyone bowls like they work, and it was pretty funny watching personality traits emerge through sport.

Sadly, there won't be any stories or images of the event, since I want to keep having a job. 

We only made it through one game due to the following issue:

Slow Bowling.

I got an 83.  Its like an all-time high score.

However, I couldn't help but notice this the whole time:

Office Bowling

We are about to go on an office bowling excursion to say goodbye to Whitney.

There is only one way to truly express how I feel about this:

plus:

O RLY?

YA RLY!!!

Foodz

I liked my last recipie for veggies (and.. I still had leftover white wine), so I applied it to squash and broccoli next.  Except, this time with added tomato and quinoa.

It looked like this:

Yum.

I like CSAs.

Can't wait until Wednesday's box so I can stop eating this: