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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Great Escape 2011 - Chapter 2

Barcelona!  The City of Win! 

So much happened in Barcelona that I will only be able to touch on the highlights.  Partly because I'm at work and only have 20 min of lunch break left, and partly because I am completely overwhelmed by the expansive narrative.  So here goes - Barcelona Abridged:

On our first day, we rode around the city on bikes.  The tour was really long and lasted about 4.5 hours.


Which was fine by me, since we were basically chilling at the beach and checking out places like...


....Isabella and Ferdinand's castle from the 1400s where Chris Columbus got his big break..


...and the local bullfighting arena....
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...caution, what's about to happen is disturbing...
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... where this guy got his.


We walked the streets of El Born...


..of  Barceloneta...


..and La Ribera...


..and Barri Gotic.


We basically lived at La Boqueria.


Did


I


mention


the


boqueria?


Because, I mean...


I meant to.


We took tree-umphant poses (Punny!)...


...and we took three-umphant poses (Punnier!).


We saw some Gaudi at night.


We saw some Gaudi by day.


Honestly, we didn't really care about Gaudi.


We did care about Camp Nou, however... its MORE than a club!...


....and we loved the magnificent Cathedrals...


...Ok, maybe there is *one* cool Gaudi creation.  But its not finished yet, so maybe it doesn't count?


We became fluent in hobo napping....


...and surprisingly fluent in Tapas.








I mean... we needed at least a little bit of literacy to keep up with these culinary riches:












Yes, our interest in the language extended to fancy paella (which is Castillian, not Catalan) as well as....


Xurros y Xocolata
 Dayum.
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We drank a little bit along the way...

...while strengthening our fortytude...


...while possibly finding our roots on a bottle of Cava...


...while sampling the local brew...


and a few (gnarly) imports....


...and it led us to some...

...slightly questionable...


...often strange....


...sometimes flashy...


...sometimes cheesy...


(artistic rendering)
..sometimes awesome...


...and always ridiculous places.


Sometimes we even had hangovers.


Barcelona was super,


super,


super fun.


Partially because the city is awesome, 
but mostly because I was lucky enough to travel with the best brother in the world.

I had a great time, and look forward to many future trips with my bro. 
 But maybe next time we'll omit the Barca Lung (or.. as it was also titled: the 'Iberian Infection.')
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P.S. I'm skipping Brussels pt. Deux because it mostly involves me being frustrated, strangers puking on the floor, being overly exhausted from Spain, and almost getting mugged but for the grace of Maculay Culkin and the gods of travel.  Skipppppppppppp.











Monday, August 22, 2011

The Great Escape 2011 - Chapter 1

I am stricken.  Breathing is hard to do, my voice keeps cutting out- and my esophagus feels like the fires of hell are burning within. 
It was all worth it.  

May I present without further ado, chapter one of BRU² + BCN 2011
(wrong... ok, YOU do the math, then...  I was an arts major.)

Brussels! The Delaware of Europe:

I got to Brussels after 18 hours or so, and found this guy. 
Seriously, he was just standing there.

And we saw a lot of this.

...then found the coolest city map ever to use a cartoon dog for scale.

We saw some of this...

..and some of the mystical Guttenfruits, named after Brussels' patron saint Steve Guttenberg, that, when tickled properly- provide sunshine, one liners, and the magic path to...

...the best frites known to Europe (with TWO dipping sauces, mind you!)
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I know you're curious: they were garlic aioli and curry ketchup
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We got street beers by Beurs...

...saw some street art...


...and a random street fair...

..which led to more beers...

..and more (this time sour... Cantillion, you crazy!)...


..and a few more by the stoop- a la Jay & Silent Bob.

Which ultimately prepped the palate for traditional Belgian waffles served in...

What might be the first enclosed shopping arcade in Europe.  
Valley kids love a good historic mall....

..and some good train art that matches the garbage.

Dang, this guy loves trains.

And I destroyed my 6th umbrella of the year. 
 All fear the great destroyer of umbrellas!
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Story to be continued in BARCELONA!