I get online retailer spam fairly often. Despite my best efforts to remove my address from each mailing list- some crazy annoying emails keep slipping by. Today I was spammed by 'Shopbop' who are urging me to check out the hottest pants styles for spring.
This is what they consider to be the hottest style:
Seriously?
These are like bad pajamas. Or leg parachutes. Or like having two hotel suites attached to your ass. This stylin' pair of 'wide-leg pants' costs $575.00.
Another option in this crazy parade of overpriced barf:
For those days when you only want to hide one midget per leg. Such paragons of style can be yours for $194.00
Also of note- the 'I have no feet!' look:
Glorious.
I HATE spam.
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